Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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