i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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