We won't sleep together?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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