this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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