The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
