After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm passing your future prison.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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