someone threw a dead crab at me
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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