they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He did a backflip because drugs
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