Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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