SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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