fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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