I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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