I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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