if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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