What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Dignity is for republicans.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
