I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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