quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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