so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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