I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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