Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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