Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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