mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and you said cock pushups were impossible
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I woke up under a house in Key West
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