dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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