what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
worst night to have a conscience
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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