you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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