Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All the doctor said was why
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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