it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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