i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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