It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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