Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so let's talk penis.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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