Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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