So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We talked him into tasing himself.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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