hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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