I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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