How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
zippers are such a cool invention
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My dick has a subreddit
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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