People in love make me want to vomit
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
