Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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