I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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