Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The struggles of a small town man whore
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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