he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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