While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
