why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sext me about skeletons
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
