Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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