it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so that wasnt chicken after all
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I will be naked everywhere
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
my poor anus
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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