The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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