i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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