Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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