He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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