Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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