a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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