Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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