He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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