addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
