Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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