I cockslap morals
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wish i was in the wii world.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Still dying that you shit outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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