So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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